A few things about my wife

1. She's such a good looking woman. Denies this to the point of being silly. She says that I'm a smart guy but then assures me I don't know what I'm talking about when I say she's beautiful. I do know, and you are.

2. She is a great mother to our children and they adore her. Daddy can be holding either child and if mommy walks anywhere within seeing distance they start to lean towards her so she has to reach out and take them. They don't lean for daddy like that. Unless I have a cookie.

3. Claims to have no hobbies. Have you read her blog. Reads pretty good, like someone who had a knack for writing and could consider it a hobby. Could parlay her "blogging" hobby into something like "writing a novel" hobby. Just for kicks. Be better then what I come up with. (Unless I write a book first)

4. Be assured, your command of the English language is wrong! We do however have the best looking English teacher around to correct that problem for you. No need to thank her, she's just doing her job. (and lookin damn fine doin it to!)

5. She downplays this a lot, but Tiffany is really smart. Really. She has two degrees. One, two. Oh, how many do you have? Oh yeah that's right. ( Make a zero with your hand here if applicable)

6. She ah make ah me fat with her a tasty cooking.

7. She majorly turns me on.

8. Her cute little giggle when she thinks she's being funny.

9. She'll want me to post more on here and be all annoyed when I don't. Cause saying I love you in real life everyday doesn't count unless it's been posted about.

10. I will tell her I love her before we turn out the lamp tonight.